if you call me Jill then probably you’re my relative or you’re Bea or Pao.
if you call me Effy then you’re one of the flagpole barx or you’re Sir Al, Mrs Ledesma or Roxanne Bathan.
if you call me Jeanoy then you’re the one and only Migoi.
if you call me Bacar in the weirdest way possible then you’re Atty. Joma de Leon.
if you call me Jeanbacar then you’re one of my highschool friends.
if you call me Bacar in the most mapangasar way then you no other than Mr. Kiko Barte
if you call me Seatmate or Malandutay then you’re the one and only malandutay-est person ever.
if you call me Jeanbsquared then you’re my partner in crime.
if you call me bestfriend then you’re that person who has a crush on the bestfriend of my former crush
if you call me True bear then you’re my sexy bear cos we are pretty.
if you call me Queen then you’re that very kuripot prince.
if you call me Souly the you’re Yen my soulmate
if you call me Labs then you’re my labs too
if you call me Kitchie or Jelai then you probably love Jamiel and I love and miss you.
if you call me Ms. Bacar then you’re one of my college professors who is closest to my heart.
if you call me pssst, Anak then you’re probably my daddy, Mr. Richard Dayrit
if you call me Panget then you’re my best guy friend ever.
if you call me Jeanbacarabubakr then you’re Papa Larry
if you call me Fish then we probably met during summer of 2006.
if you call me Jeanie you’re my friend who’ll watch Kasal Kasali Kasalo with me.
if you call me Jean then you’re everyone else.
but.
if you call me jean naisang bagsakan lang na parang galit you’re Myk Macaraeg.
if you call me jean and let me answer a diegstive question you’re sir nufable.
if you call me jean na hindi mo maintindihan kung malambing or may itatanong or basta, then you’re probably dra. verbo.
if you call me jean at may kasamang ayalavyou na tayo lang nakakagawa, then you are probably that person who loves sir mes so much and i love you too.
if you call me jean tas susundan mo ng hui, then you are Russel Chiu.
if you call me jean at napangiti mo ko, then you’re probably my prince.
if you call me jean, yung taga gazette then you’re Kit Tingson
if you call me jean tas susundan mo ng i’m happy cos we’re friends then you’re pammy.
if you call me jean tas susundan mo ng to talagang batang to oh then you’re super crush.
if you call me jean na mahaba then i’ll hug you, you are luke ferranco or sarai chua.
if you call me jean tas sasabayan mo ito ng yow my man then you’re probably ludwig my man.
